Waste and Lack of Haste

Is it the first day of the rest of my life or the last day of the first of my life? Interesting dilemma to occupy my time with.

Ever notice how in movies the line "It's the first day of the rest of my life" often comes to the fore. If you think about it logically (which no one with a life would bother to do...) every day is the first day of the rest of you life. Certainly, after every night of fitful sleep, the new day is going to be the first in what would be the rest of your life.

The rest of your life is the key interchangable factor in the whole darn thing. Because at the start of every new day, the rest of your life becomes one day shorter. So the definition of the rest of your life changes from day to day. Basically, everday, is the first and only day of the "rest of your life" using that particular definition.

What a waste of your time and mine. Well now you know how friggin bored i am. Nothing better to do with my life than such nonsense. Tomorrow is definitely going to be another day... What a waste...